11/2/09

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I found this cryptic message on the m4wa section of a small rural town A spam bot gone wrong?

10/16/09

Tits mags

I have 84 adult magazines, mostly of women with big tits. The magazines i have are 34 Score, 20 Voluptuous, 7 Busty, 7 Juggs, 5 D-Cup & 11 Random magazines. If your a busty lover then i have a deal for you. Each magazine goes for $7.99 to $8.99 but i will charge you $2 for each magazine but if you want all 84 of them, you can take em for $100! you can call me at ***-***-**** or email, so if interested please call and pick up. Thank You.

re: Big Boobs Magazines! - $100

Alex
Sup? Have you sold all of your magazines yet? I am interested in them. I only need one or two if that's fine. I'll pay you the 2 bucks or whatever for it, I can't afford much more. THnx

Brandon
I sold 5 so far, so Idk have plenty still, when would you like to check em out?

Alex
Depends on where you live. I get out at 3:30 and my mom doesn't get home until six, so I could come get them anytime between then if you live in walking distance.

Brandon
I live on county st in new *******, how old are you?

Alex
I live by jones park. I'm not suppose to tell people online how old I am though. Can i come pick them up 2day?

Brandon
Sorry but to me you sound young and I dont sell this kind of stuff to minors. Unless you can prove your 18 or older ill be glad to make a sale with you. Thank you

Alex
Will you please sell it to me? I really need just one of your magazines. I'll pay you 15 bucks for just one!!!!!!1

Brandon
Now your pretty much tellin me your younger than 18, and if you were older you can just buy a dity magazine from a store for 7 bucks why pay 15? sorry but your underage, thanks anyway.

Twin beds - $50

Two twin size bed, mattress, box springs, frames, sheets, bedspeads and all... $50, moving and must sell. ***-****


re: Twin beds - $50
Alex
Hey I am interested in the beds. How old are the beds? Can you deliver them or do I need to pick them up? Has any gays had sex on them?

Michael

They are about 10 years old… they are like new. I am a single father and my son and my daughter have used them. They were only here part time. My daughter has since went on to college and is gone, my son has a queen now, these are just in a spare room…

Gays… absolutely not, in fact they were childrens bed, so nobody has had sex on them

No, I cannot deliver, I have no way too.

10/10/09

Cheap race kart

Race kart - $1

hello i have white chassis briggs flathead kart burris tires limited mod open motor runs strong
hortsman clutch
arc 3.875 rod
hl360 tillotson carb
360 lift cam
machined head and lifter bore
welded lifter bore
digitron tach

to much to list

will send pics via cell or email
thanks

re: Race kart - $1

Alex
Sup? I am very interested in this race cart. The price is just too good for me to pass up lol. I can come over and pick it up right now if you want. Please tell me you still have it. I AM VERY INTERESTED!!!

Zane
if u want could call me 1 *** *** 6148 if any more questions


Alex
Hey I don't have my fone now cause i ran out of minutes, can we just sue email untill theres the middle of the month?? When more minutes come. Have you had any other people interested in it? If so I'd be willing to pay you two bucks (100% more than asking!) for it. Thnx

Zane
k scamer! I am a cop do u wanna go down this path with me?

Alex
Ur a cop? Laff. I just want that 1$ gokart you listed :(

9/27/09

Hornets nest 4 trade

Nintendo DS w/Games...For???

I have a Nintendo DS with all games pictured and would like to trade for???? I also have a black DS that turns on briefly but then shuts off (got wet once) if you need one for spare parts or know how to repair. Both includ: e car chargers and a/c adapters/chargers

re: Nintendo DS w/Games...For???

Alex
I REALLY NEED THAT NINTENDO DS!!! WOULD LIKE TO TRADE YOU FOR IT. I HAVE A REALLY BIG (ABOUT THE SIZE OF TWO ADULT"S HEADS) HORNETS NEST. THERE ARE NO MORE WASPS IN IT AND IT IS IN GREAT SHAPE. THE BRANCH IT WAS A PART OF IS STILL THERE TOO. THIS THING IS REALLY RARE BECAUSE IT IS RARE FOR THEM TO GET SO BIG. PLEASE LET ME KNOW SOON I ALSO HAVE SOME OTHER THINGS FOR TRADE IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED

Curtis
Not really my thing. Any 360 games? ipod?

Alex
OKAY SOUNDS GOOD. I WILL TRADE YOU MY HORNETS NEST FORYOUR IPOD. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

9/26/09

Room mates

Need a 4th Roommate!!
Price is negotiable. 4 blocks from campus. Get your own room. Can move in ASAP. Can stay through 2nd semester. Contact me for more information.


re: Need a 4th Roommate

Alex
I am interested in being the fourth room mate. My current living arrangements are quickly coming to an end! What would my share of the rent be like? Also, what sort of people would I be living with?

Thanks, Alex!

Bethany
Hi Alex!
We are excited to hear from you. We are paying 2750 per semester but your rent is negotiable. Utilities come to about 125 per month per person. Right now three girls live here plus my boyfriend. We would love to meet you and learn more about you. Feel free to give me a call Tuesday or Wednesday after 4pm.
Talk to you soon,
Bethany

Alex
Hey sounds good. I'd call you but I don't have any more minutes left until next month. That sounds like a pretty good price. Do you know if there is any grade schools, playgrounds, or school bus stops within 500 yards of the place? Thanks!

Bethany
Yes, ********** Elementary School is about 4 blocks away. I'm curious why you ask.
Beth

Alex
Well, four blocks might work, depends on how long the blocks are. It's kind of embarrassing really, but I'm technically a class B sex offender. Don't worry, it's a really minor thing. I didn't even rape anyone. I guess if we're going to be living together you should hear it.

You see I technically imported some pornography from the middle east in my backpack whilst coming back from spring break and I guess that's illegal? I'm nto sure but anyways now I can't live very close to schools, bummer.

Also, I breed pet rats (fancy rats) and was wondering if it would be okay to bring my tanks and breeding chambers into my room. Most places allow you to have small pets like rats, so I don't think it should be a problem. Right now I only have 15 or so, but three and pregnant.

Oh yeah, do you guys do any drugs? Would it be cool if I did in my room? Nothing major, just some meth or something?

Thanks, Alex

Bethany
I'm sorry Alex. I do not think this is going to work out.

9/21/09

Free DVDs

I posted this offering 300 free DVDs

Free DVDs-over 300
I just bought a new Blu-ray player from Wal-Mart. I have over 300 DVDs in my collection and am now looking to get rid of them. I figure it would be too much hassle to try to sell them, and I know there is 'rough economic times' out there so why not give them away? The following is only a partial list of the DVDs I have. I have lots, so if you're interested in a particular one not here email me and I probably have it lol. I live in ****** and I guess you can come and pick up the ones you want. Please don't take more than you need!

Movies:

Alien Aliens Men in Black II 2 Fast 2 Furious North by Northwest Indiana Jones Triology Star Trek II Star Trek IV Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back Space Balls Twilight Slumdog Millionaire Little Miss Sunshine Burn after Reading Ghost Town X-Men Marley and Me Milk Band of Brothers Watchmen Juno The Dark Knight Debbie Does Dallas Cafe Flesh #1 Suck And Swallow 6-Pack #1 Suck And Swallow 6-Pack #2 Suck And Swallow 6-Pack #5 Big Dick Gloryholes #3 Oral Olympics Cum Hunters #2 Mike John’s Crowd Control Interracial MILF Orgy #3 BBWs Gone Black #8 Phat Azz Freakz LeapFrog - Talking Words Factory Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Hannah Montana The Movie The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency Up

Like I said. If you want a few of them just let me know and you can come and pick them up.


re: Free DVDs-over 300

Wendy
would be later tonight 7 or so can i send my son several he wants marley ghost town burn after reading watchman men in black 2fast furious Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Hannah Montana The Movie will you hold for him if those you still have we have hour drive if so need address and please dont let him see adult movies lol thanks

Alex
I sincerely hope that English is not your native language. I did not understand a thing of what you said.

Wendy
ok her thought you were nice person but if you finnd that funny makes you low life your whole add was lie about wanting to help for your info since you dont seem to understand "MY" english reason is have horrible artrithis in hands sorry wasted your important time From now on try something new called kindness its people like you have names for the people like you but you might not understand those in english either anyway like you that give craigslist bad rap! was not that hard to read and if really had movies to give away you would have just said sorry cant read just come over get what you want. now would take them if were gold coated thanks for kindness and being smartass

would be later tonight 7 or so can i send my son several he wants marley ghost town burn after reading watchman men in black 2fast furious Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Hannah Montana The Movie will you hold for him if those you still have we have hour drive if so need address and please dont let him see adult movies lol thanks

ok copy and pasted here tell me what is not english maybe not perfect but neither am i but come on! any one wait "almost anyone"could read that

Alex
I've tried to make sense of your second message. Here is how I would have typed it.


"Okay, I thought you were a nice perosn but if you find that funny, ten that makes you a low life. Your entire ad was a lie about wanting to help. (for your info?) You don't seem to understand 'MY' English, but the reason that i do not understand the grammar or spelling of the English language is that I have horrible arthritis in my hands. I am sorry that I wasted your important time. From now on I will try something 'new' called kindness. It is people like you which we have names for, but you might not understand those names in English either. Anyways, it is people like you that give craigslist a bad rap! The message I sent was not that hard to understand and if you actually had movies to give away you would have just aid 'Sorry, I cannot read; just come over and get what you want.' Now I would not take htem if they were gold coated!!! Thansk for the kindness and being a smart-ass!"


I hope you will take this as a learning experience. Understand that online the only way I have to understand you is through your words. Please read what you type before you post it. If it doesn't make sense to you, it will make little sense to the person you send it to.

Please don't take this as an indictment on you, but rather a way to better yourself and you children.

Thnx and GO OBAMA!!!

Alex
Sorry, I didn't see that last bit:

would be later tonight 7 or so can i send my son several he wants marley ghost town burn after reading watchman men in black 2fast furious Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Hannah Montana The Movie will you hold for him if those you still have we have hour drive if so need address and please dont let him see adult movies lol thanks

If I were to email someone offering free dvds, I would use complete sentences.


"I am interested in a few of your free DVDs that you most graciously are offering. I would pick them up later, around 7 or so. My son is interested in the following
Marley, Ghost Town, Burn after Reading, Watchmen, Men in Black, 2 Fast 2 Furious, Transformers, Hannah Montana.

Are you still giving these movies away?

If so, will you please hold them for my son? We live an hour away from Richmond.

What is your address, so that I can send my son to pick up the films. He is underage, so please do not let him take any of the adult movies. Thanks, Wendy"

Wendy
OH MY GOD!! YOU TEACHER TOO? IF YOU ARE AS SMART AS YOU CLAIM AND I AM AS DUMB THEN NO MATTER IF FEW LETTERS MISSING OR MISSPELLED BY GOD THAT GREAT BIG HEAD OF YOURS HAS TO HAVE AT LEAST LITTLE SMARTS! BUT COMPASSION??? LOL ON TOP THAT DON'T GIVE ME PARENTING SKILLS LESSONS!!!! EVER!! YOUR RIGHT I MIGHT NOT SPELL BEST OR BE AS SMART BUT SURE AS HELL TREAT PEOPLE RIGHT. I DON'T CARE IF ONLY IN EMAIL NOT LIKE I MISREAD AND YOUR WERE JUST BEING HELPFUL WITH FIRST ONE HELL NO ASSHOLE AND HYPOCRITE YEAH THAT COMES TO MIND! I DO WANT TO POINT OUT I DON'T HAVE SEVERAL OR ANY PORN MOVIES IN MY HOUSE SO LETS TALK ABOUT PARENTING SKILLS I COULD DO THIS ALL NIGHT CAN READ YOUR PERSONALITY LIKE A BOOK ALWAYS RIGHT AND ASSUME THE WORST OF EVERY ONE. IF YOU LIKE I CAN CONTINUE THIS ALL NIGHT YOU HAVE ME VERY PISSED!!!! NOT ONLY TOUCH BAD PARENT SUBJECT BUT THEN THE HEALTH ISSUES. YOU CROSSED MAJOR LINE THERE! HOW DARE YOU EVEN? NEVER MIND DON'T CARE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN. DON'T KNOW OR CARE YOUR AGE BUT SURE AS HELL HOPE YOU BECOME 30 AND FIGHT DAILY BLOOD DISORDER AND BODY BEING DISTORTED. MAYBE WOULDN'T BE SO QUICK TO JUST? OH THANKS FOR SCHOOL LESSON BUT YOUR PAYMENT WONT BE IN MAIL GUESS YOU CAN FILE IT IN FREE MOVIES GIVING OUT TO BE KIND IN BAD TIMES. HOPE THIS GRAMMAR MAKES YOU HAPPIER WHAT A JOKE!!! TAKES ALL KINDS IN THE WORLD I GUESS NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF BEING INSULTED IN EMAIL BY STRANGER TAT THINKS THEY ARE ABOVE EVERYONE YOU HAVE BAD OPPS MEANT GOOD DAY TEACHER BUT PICK DIFFERENT STUDENT

Wendy
OK DAMN IT GOT YOUR DAMN POINT EVEN IF IT IS BEING A GOOD OLD SNOB AND HORRIBLE PERSON. I WAS TAUGHT TO BE NICE GROWING UP. DON'T DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PARENTS AND THEIR RAISING SKILLS WOULD HAVE TO FIND YOU AND SET YOU STRAIGHT THEN. JUST STOP EMAILING. MY BLOOD IS BOILING. NEVER MAKE FUN OR LIGHT OF SOMEONE WITH CHRONIC HEALTH ISSUES. THAT IS MY LESSON IS FOR YOU. ONE LAST AND I MEAN LAST THING ON YOU LISTING FOR MOVIES ADD IN DESCRIPTION MY SPELL CORRECT AND COMPLETE SENTENCE FORM OR CANT HAVE .

NOW PLEASE IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE TINY HEART IN THERE STOP INSULTING AND BELITTLING ME. IF YOU ARE BOARD SURE YOU RECEIVED OVER MIS SPELLED EMAILS TEACH AND INSULT THEM!!!