Room mates

Need a 4th Roommate!!
Price is negotiable. 4 blocks from campus. Get your own room. Can move in ASAP. Can stay through 2nd semester. Contact me for more information.


re: Need a 4th Roommate

Alex
I am interested in being the fourth room mate. My current living arrangements are quickly coming to an end! What would my share of the rent be like? Also, what sort of people would I be living with?

Thanks, Alex!

Bethany

Hi Alex!

We are excited to hear from you. We are paying 2750 per semester but your rent is negotiable. Utilities come to about 125 per month per person. Right now three girls live here plus my boyfriend. We would love to meet you and learn more about you. Feel free to give me a call Tuesday or Wednesday after 4pm.

Talk to you soon,

Bethany

Alex
Hey sounds good. I'd call you but I don't have any more minutes left until next month. That sounds like a pretty good price. Do you know if there is any grade schools, playgrounds, or school bus stops within 500 yards of the place? Thanks!

Bethany

Yes, ********** Elementary School is about 4 blocks away. I'm curious why you ask.

Beth

Alex
Well, four blocks might work, depends on how long the blocks are. It's kind of embarrassing really, but I'm technically a class B sex offender. Don't worry, it's a really minor thing. I didn't even rape anyone. I guess if we're going to be living together you should hear it.

You see I technically imported some pornography from the middle east in my backpack whilst coming back from spring break and I guess that's illegal? I'm nto sure but anyways now I can't live very close to schools, bummer.

Also, I breed pet rats (fancy rats) and was wondering if it would be okay to bring my tanks and breeding chambers into my room. Most places allow you to have small pets like rats, so I don't think it should be a problem. Right now I only have 15 or so, but three and pregnant.

Oh yeah, do you guys do any drugs? Would it be cool if I did in my room? Nothing major, just some meth or something?

Thanks, Alex

Bethany
I'm sorry Alex. I do not think this is going to work out.